Jenny – I got sniffer-dogged four times!!!
Emily – Hey, I’m in Poland! Latvia? Germany! Definitely Germany!
Alex – This road is full of migrating frogs.
Jenny – I love you, Poland! (x 1000)
Emily (whilst driving) – I’ve needed a wee since Poland!!!
Alex – Needlessly there and back again, a medic’s tale.
Jenny on Russian bureaucracy – Surrender to the void!
Emily (on the phone to the Foreign Office emergency line) – I am a British citizen, and I am having a spot of bother!
Emily – This really is a very lovely petrol station!
Alex – They’re not very friendly, these border guards…
Emily – If Jenny doesn’t like a Soviet town, it really must be crusty.
The Mongolia Ambulance Project 