Ula’s bulge
She wasn’t pregnant. Tyre wall defect quickly spotted by Andy, and rapidly corrected by SCAS.
Gear grinding
For some reason, Ula doesn’t like reversing up steep hills in full steering lock when fully laden. 4000 revs like a boss.
*Shriek!*
Oh my god we’ve run over Emily… Oh no wait she just saw a spider.
What does EPS even stand for?!
Trio of warning lights suddenly flash amber after hitting a speed bump with gusto… Fixed by turning the engine off and on again, obviously.
Snow and summer tyres
Well if the Latvians can do it then we can too!
Flat tyre
If you move her off the curb, the bulge goes away!
Power steering…
Fixed by doing donuts in a parking lot. Seriously.
Headlights
How many medical students does it take to change a light bulb?